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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:27
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Unde non omnis quia ut et magni ea.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
No way
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids